This divining rod will not only locate the nearest source of fluids, but also procure them. Poor puns out of the way, this lovely dildo is simply fantastic. Like the Devil this Divine Interventions toy is excellently textured; however this toy has no sharp points, and boasts six defined ribs and four noteworthy nubs. God's Immaculate Rod has a smooth curve, and is a fairly modest appearing dildo. It comes in either a marbled red or a marbled purple.
I found the shape lent itself more to small movements rather than thrusts. Most of the dildo is smooth, and every raised texture is essential. The nubs are perfectly placed for g-spot stimulation, and thus caused lots of squirting. The ribs provide sensation along the sides of the vaginal canal, which is especially defined when moving or doing kegels. Even though this toy isn't that large, 1.5 inches in diameter and 6.5 inches in height, the curve makes you feel full. Not much lube is needed with this toy, though it does need to be water, not silicone, based like the Holy Water Lube. I would not recommend using this toy anally, it doesn't have a very distinct base to keep from complete insertion and a trip to the emergency room.
God's Immaculate Rod can be cleaned by boiling, dish washing, or hand washing. This silicone toy does collect a bit of lint, so I would advise covering it in saran wrap between cleanings.
All in all, this is a fabulously textured g-spot dildo. For anyone who wants to squirt or find their g-spot, or just scream "Oh My God!" to their dildo, God's Immaculate Rod is a great find.
Grade Breakdown: 96
Lovely- can also be made in purple.
Intended Functionality: 4/5
Not so great for thrusting.
Best Functionality: 50/50
As a dildo to invoke squirting.
Thank you Divine Interventions!
FTC: Divine Interventions provided Sex Toy Review Land with God's Immaculate Rod free of charge for an honest review. Though links have been used, this has not altered any of my opinions stated within the review, and does comply with the FTC.