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  1. Would be interested in seeing a review of this product, as I'm interested in buying it.


    1. Hey Mary! I only review safe products. As jelly dildos are porous and cannot be completely sanitized via boiling, they are not inherently safe. Though jelly dildos can be used with a condom for safety, I'm personally not comfortable using one. Thank you for requesting though!