Little Rooster

For today's review I'll be looking at the Little Rooster, a vibrating alarm cock. As always, click any image to see a larger version!

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With thirty different levels of vibration to wake you up, the Little Rooster can rouse any vulva owner from sleeping. This toy is made of hard plastic, and is worn completely externally in a pair of panties. The flat base rests against one's pubic bone, and the vibrating stem against one's labia. The toy stays in place surprisingly well, and does not move even if one moves a lot while sleeping. The Little Rooster has both a play setting, to be used like an average bullet vibrator, and an alarm mode to wake one up.

Though the Little Rooster certainly makes waking up more pleasant, it does not make it any easier. The toy starts off at the vibration level you choose, increasing in intensity over time, and remaining at the highest level you specify for eight minutes before shutting off and beeping. At any point during this, a snooze button can be pushed and all vibrations will cease for ten minutes. For myself, having an orgasm that close to waking up just puts me back to sleep. Luckily, this toy is also excellent in its own right. The first twenty-six levels of vibration are almost silent, making this a great choice for anyone who wants to subtly engage in public play. As the Little Rooster stays in place, even while thrusting, it can also be worn with some harnesses, such as the Joque. This was my favorite use of the vibrator, as other bullet vibes must be put in pockets and thus have their vibrations dimmed, the Little Rooster can go directly between the harness and flesh.

The Little Rooster recharges via USB connection, and can be cleaned by wiping it down with a toy cleaner or warm water and soap. Be sure to avoid cleaning the open port, and not to fully submerge this vibrator in water. This toy comes with a thorough and clear instruction manual, and also a small storage bag.

Grade Breakdown: 92

Value: 3/5

$69 each, or $269 for six ($45 each)

$45 is the perfect price for this toy,

and if you have five friends who are down, definitely do that.

At seventy, if you're really into the concept,

and think it'll work for you, it may be worth it.

Aesthetics: 17/20

It's sleek, and the purple version is pretty.

Pleasure: 72/75

Intended Functionality: 2/5

Fun way to wake up, unfortunately didn't keep me up.

Reusability: 20/20

Easy to clean, can be used in many different situations.

Best Functionality: 50/50

Being used with a harness.

Thanks Gallus et Mulier!

FTC: Gallus et Mulier provided Sex Toy Review Land with the Little Rooster free of charge for an honest review. Though links have been used, this has not altered any of the opinions stated within the review, and does comply with the FTC.