The Siren is a fairly typical silicone dildo, and it comes in purple and black. It has a pronounced head for p-spot or g-spot stimulation, and is o-ring harness compatible. The wide base may make it harder for people with smaller hands to grip this toy. The silicone is fairly tacky feeling1 and attracts quite a bit of lint.
As this dildo is on the thin side, an inch and a half width, it works well as a beginning p-spotting or g-spotting dildo. It only applies a little pressure to these spots though, so if you're looking for a more intense feeling, God's Immaculate Rod or the D1 would work better. Although it has some flexibility, it's not squishy, making it excellent for anal play. With its simple design, the Siren thrusts rather well. Most will want to use a water-based lube, as this dildo has quite a bit of drag without it, and may be painful. Though I found this toy fun to use with other partners, it was a shade too dull for my own solo use. If it had a squishier material or pressed against my g-spot more firmly, I would have preferred it far more.
This dildo is easily cleaned via boiling, or hand washing with warm water and soap. The Siren comes in a simple cardboard box and plastic bag, neither of which are adequate for storage purposes.
1 Tacky as it is, it did pass a flame test indicating that it is pure silicone.
Grade Breakdown: 82
This is a bit steep for this dildo,
were it on sale for $30, it'd be worth it.
Overall it's fairly simple,
though the purple has some pretty swirls.
Intended Functionality: 3/5
For anyone who wants penetration.
Cleans easily, is versatile.
Best Functionality: 42/50
Thrusting- unless you have small hands.
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