Countess Clit Dildo

For today's review, I'll be looking at the Countess Clit Dildo by Sh! As always, click any image to see a larger version.

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The Countess Clit Dildo is a modest six inches, with four rings. This dildo has a lovely futuristic sleek look to it, and also comes in purple, pink, and pure black. There is also a vibrating version of this toy. Countess Clit is in Sh!'s regal line, they have seven other lines and a limited edition section (which includes glow in the dark dildos).

This dildo is pure silicone¹ and thus requires a water-based lubricant. This silicone is fairly firm, so the rings are distinct, but still has a bit of flexibility. The rarity of dildos having clitoris intended attachments makes far more sense to me now- the attachment could provide clitoral pressure, but only if one is grinding against it, and if it ends up hitting one's clitoris. When thrusting for example, the attachment tended to hit above my clit. For users wanting clitoral stimulation, I'd heavily suggest going with the vibrating version. Regardless, the dildo was lovely. The four rings make for strong sensations, especially upon entry. Countess Clit gets gradually larger to provide a gentle entry, and is angled for g-zone stimulation.

Unfortunately this dildo has a rather thin heart shaped base standard for Sh! dildos, and is too slim and flexible for myself. This made it awkward to hold during use, and would occasionally mess up my thrusts. Over time I've gotten used to the base, it just requires slightly different handling. These bases also make all Sh! dildos anal friendly and harness friendly. The Countess Clit isn't the best with a harness, as trying to match up the tiny arm exactly with a partner's clitoris isn't the easiest. To clean, one can boil, use toycleaner, or hand wash with warm water and soap.

¹ Passed a flames test. 

Grade Breakdown: 82

Value: 3/5

41£ at Sh!

On the pricey side, especially if the non-vibrating-arm doesn't work for you. 

If you're interested, I'd go with the vibrating one, 

and then you can also turn the vibrations off.

(Their dildos also come with a one year guarantee.)

Aesthetics: 20/20

This dildo is super sleek and gorgeous, 

and even has gold glitter embedded in it.

Pleasure: 59/75

Intended Functionality: 2/5

The clitoral arm didn't work for me.

Reusability: 16/20

Easily cleaned, and can serve multiple purposes.

Best Functionality 41/50

Vaginal masturbation, and providing g-zone stimulation.

Thanks Sh!

FTC: Sh! provided Sex Toy Review Land with the Countess Clit Dildo free of charge for an honest review. Though links have been used, this has not altered any of my opinions stated within the review, and does comply with the FTC.