Thursday, October 17, 2013

Grim Reaper

For today's review, I'll be looking at the Grim Reaper by Divine Interventions. Click any of the images for a larger version!


With the Devil:

I expected the Grim Reaper to be similar to the Devil- they're around the same size, seem to have the same amount of pointy-ness, have almost identical bases, and are about the same weight. They even both have raised arrows on their backs- though the Reaper's are closer together and also has a scythe. However while the Devil's pointy areas are slightly rounded (nose, horns, ears), the Reaper's hood is not rounded- those two tips are as pointy as they look.

Grim requires lots of water-based lube, and even then can still cause discomfort when inserting as the hood's points are at the beginning of the dildo. The only time I inserted this toy painlessly was after an orgasm, and even then Grim needed to be slathered in lube. Now for anyone who enjoys the bittersweet line between pain and pleasure, this is a lovely dildo. The two tips scratch against one's front vaginal wall in a pleasing manner1, and the Reaper's ridges make for great thrusting. I found doggy style put too much weight on the dildo's pointy areas, and crossed toeing the pleasure/pain line to death-needs-to-get-out-of-my-vagina-now. Also spinning death around while inserted was a terrible idea. Theoretically this toy can be used anally, though I suspect tears would be rather likely.

As the Reaper's hood overhangs its skull, this is a rather loud and squelchy toy.2 This is the only insertable toy I've ever used that has made me sore. That being said, I still anticipate using it for high energy/adrenalin self play. And if you're into that, or any sexual pain play, this is a fabulous dildo.

1If you want a gentler toy for front vaginal wall stimulation, check out the Cush
2 Also if you fall asleep post-orgasm and thus don't clean Grim, when you wake up your toy may have a cum grill. 

Grade Breakdown: 70

Value: 3/5

Aesthetics: 16/20
Also comes in gray, 
I find the other DI toys prettier.

Pleasure: 51/75
Intended Function: 2/5
Reusability: 14/20
 For a solid silicone toy, this is the most annoying one to clean;
even after a bath, I still had to toothbrush scrub clean the face.
Best Function: 35/50
Bittersweet orgasms.
This is the dildo if you want to ride that line.
Otherwise, for gentler with tons of texture, the Devil,
or smaller and smoother- God's Immaculate Rod.

FTC: Divine Interventions provided Sex Toy Review Land with the Grim Reaper free of charge for an honest review. Though links have been used, this has not altered any of my opinions stated within the review, and does comply with the FTC.

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