Jackhammer Jesus is one of the more provocative Divine Interventions creations, and certainly the most provocative toy I own. People new to my collection often eye gigantic fantasy cocks, long knives, and a ridiculous amount of partially used lube bottles1, without comment; but talking tends to start the moment they see a silicone crucifix.
Jackhammer Jesus checks in at an insertable seven and a half inches, with a width of an inch and three-quarters. The cross top allows for both harness use and safe anal play, it's also a great handle. Divine Interventions' silicone is on the firm side, and also fairly static-y. Beyond blue, this toy comes in red, purple, black, gray, gold, and glow in the dark. As you can see in the image above of the toy's back, there was a cosmetic defect which did not affect use.
The start of this dildo is fabulous, with a sloped head and three ribs for stimulation. The feet unfortunately, are rather abrupt. Even with lots of lube, I found them uncomfortable during insertion. For vaginal use, after a few thrusts any discomfort went away, and the feet tended to press against my g-spot. Between the ridges rubbing against my vaginal walls and feet kicking my g-spot, this dildo was particularly orgasmic and easy to produce multiple orgasms with.2 For anal use, the feet made any thrusts have too much drag, though stationary use like a plug was fine.
1Does anyone here actually finish their lube? I always pause once it's halfway empty unless I have another bottle of the exact brand and style.
2After around a dozen I lost count.
Grade Breakdown: 87
This is a bit high for a dildo with cosmetic faults.
The divot detracts,
but the silicone is really pretty.
Intended Pleasure: 4/5
Best Functionality: 48/50
G-spotting. Kinking Jesus.
Thanks Divine Interventions!