Friday, November 2, 2012

Vintage Delight Small Plug

For today's review, I'll be looking at the Vintage Delight Small Plug by Crystal Delights. I finally have a working digital camera, so I figured I'd start out with an extremely gorgeous toy. All images can be clicked for their full version.

Seriously, you should click these to see the big versions. This plug is so, so pretty.

If that didn't convince you that you need to buy a Crystal Delights plug right now, I don't know what will. They're super gorgeous, and can also come with sparkly ends, different colors, or furry tails.

This is by far the most beautiful toy I own, and is always on display instead of in the lovely black pouch it came with. This glass plug can be dropped and will not shatter, which is lovely. The frosted glass turns clear when lube is applied to it, and since it's glass one can use any lube without damaging the toy. For care, it can be simply washed with soap and water, or a 10% bleach solution- one doesn't want to boil this toy because the medallion may get damaged.

For actual use, this plug was unfortunately a little too small for me. The insertable part is 2.8 inches, and the width of the bulb is 1.3 inches. It was certainly fun to wear and admire, it just wasn't quite wide enough for me sexually.

I would highly recommend this toy to anyone who is new to anal play, or enjoys small plugs. Otherwise, I would look into their slightly larger plugs and dildos.

Grade Breakdown: 73

Value: 5/5
On sale at Crystal Delights for just under $85

If you fall into the interested demographic, buy this toy. 
Not only is it completely gorgeous, but it will last forever.

Aesthetics: 20/20

Wins the "most likely to stare at instead of doing work" award.

Pleasure: 48/75
Intended Functionality: 2/5
For me the shape was a little too small.
Reusability: 20/20
Can be used by anyone with an anus, and is easily cleaned.
Can also be paired with other toys for different sensations.
Best Functionality: 26/50
As pretty as this plug is, at the end of the day, it was just too small for me.


  1. Thank you for the review! You will be happy to know that we are getting ready to release a series of larger plugs that should solve the problems listed above!

  2. Although I couldn't see myself using this (not my cup of tea), I will say that the design and feel (I've held one myself) are amazing and top notch for this sort of toy (I would assume). It may be too small for the you, but hey beginners might enjoy it?

    1. Yep, yep! For anyone new to anal play this would be a very lovely toy to start out with.

  3. I love my Crystal Delights plug, it's so pretty! I would also be interested in trying a larger one...