Chico

For today's review, I'll be looking at Chico by Bad Dragon. As always, click any image to see a larger version!

 Tip:

 Front and back:

End:

 Some colors (red and black can be chosen):

 With syringe attached:

 Dribbling (far away dark spot was from a quick squirt!):

The Chico is an adorable miniature dildo designed for lubrication. Using the syringe it comes with, one can squirt up to 60mL or two ounces of lube at once! The Chico is made of pure silicone though¹, so you only want to use water-based lubricants. For color options, the Chico can come in red, black, or surprise me. Bad Dragon also offers a miniature Seadragon if you want to go the fantasy route. And perhaps in the future they will miniaturize other toys.

At three inches, this toy is meant for fun, teasing, and preparation. However, if you have a particularly small vaginal canal, or if you have pain associated with penetration, this may be an especially lovely little toy. Generally speaking this toy is better for anal preparation as it's more noticeable, and more important as the anus is not self-lubricating. Usually I would not advise this toy for anal as the base isn't very dramatic, however given there is a tube attached one should be fine, though caution is advised. Unlike larger Bad Dragon toys, this one only comes in firm, though it still has some squish.

For squirting, I found the simplest way to fill up the syringe and then attach Chico's tube to it. Depending on the speed behind one's push, the Chico can squirt an entire syringe within seconds, or dribble lube out over time. Bad Dragon's Cumlube works perfectly for this, and is conveniently sold in bottles of 250mL or eight ounces, so you don't run out of lube after playtime. Also keep in mind, you don't have to completely fill the syringe up, you can do smaller amounts to conserve lube.

For cleaning warm soapy water will do the trick, though cleaning in a tub or outside is better than the sink so you don't make a mess. The syringe is mostly hard plastic and can also be cleaned with warm soapy water. The end of the pushing part is porous, so although it can be used multiple times with the same person, I would not share syringes.

¹ Passed a flame test.

Grade Breakdown: 90

  

Value: 2/5

$35 or less if from Adoptions

This is a rather fun but expensive lube shooter.

Aesthetics: 19/20

Very cute, though it can't stand due to the cum tube.

Pleasure: 69/75

Intended Functionality: 5/5

Applies lube.

Reusability: 19/20

The tube can be a shade annoying to pump water through when cleaning.

Best Functionality: 45/50

As an anal lube applicator- thus I really wish it had a wider base.

Thank you Bad Dragon!

FTC: Bad Dragon provided Sex Toy Review Land with Chico free of charge for an honest review. Though links have been used, this has not altered any of the opinions stated within the review, and does comply with the FTC.